So, while tooling around the internets, I discovered a quote from Brock Lesner, the current UFC heavyweight champion, where he talks about his near career-ending bout of diverticulitis. For those that may not know what diverticulitis is, it is a degradation or perforation in the intestine that "doctors" and "medical science" claim is partly caused by too much meat in the diet. Of course, we know that is bullshit because diverticulitis, like cancer, AIDS and papercuts, is caused by God.
Anyhow, the quote from Brock:
"I got very very sick, it was a challenging time for me. I thought that my career was ended. Luckily thank God and my family and the UFC, I'm coming back." - UFC heavyweight champ Brock Lesnar
I'll bet it was a challenging time! But God healed you! AMEN! Never mind that God made you sick in the first place, because he healed you! YOU, Brock, he healed you! Clearly God loves UFC champions more than the millions of Haitians he demolished. But, then again, Brock probably isn't a Satanist, like all those Haitians. God shouldn't help Satanists...even though he created the universe, which includes Satan. God doesn't have to clean up his own messes. I wonder if God would also heal number one contenders?
Anyhow, this is what happens if you are a red-necked, politically conservative, burger eating American douche-bag! God will heal you...sometimes...when he feels like it, and when you are rich enough to afford health care- which God doesn't need you to have, but he likes it better that way. Even if you are sick because you did it to yourself, God sometimes loves you enough to heal you, even though he probably made you sick in the first place.
I guess the moral of the story is that if you are a sinner, you should move to America, because God loves America. He doesn't love Haiti, though. God loves America so much that Haitians living in America were spared the Great Flattening of 2010. Personally, I thought the houses of Haitian-American satanists should have been flattened too, but the Glorious Groundshaker must certainly have some kind of plan. Right?
AMEN!
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