Stickynote to God

Hi God,

Next time you want to annihilate sinners, can you try lightning? I think it might be more accurate and deadly, and avoid collateral damage. Plus, it would look fucking awesome! And how awesome would be be to shoot lightning out of your fingers or ass or eyes, or wherever you shoot lightning from? If you don't want to do that, can you give me the power to shoot lightning out of my fingers, eyes and/or ass? I'm surrounded by sinners who need to be shown God's love, high voltage style.

AMEN!