Temple is having a very strange problem with the internets, and can't seem to post to the blog without his posts showing up dated weeks ago. It is possible that the settings on the blog have resulted in the invention of an internets time machine. Too bad the only useful aspect of this invention is that I can make posts that look like extremely accurate predictions. Not bad for the ego, but completely useless in a real sense. Which, incidentally, might be a good definition of religion!
Anyhow, Temple is convinced that God is floating around in his computer, fucking up electrodes and whatever other electronic junk is tangled up inside that mysterious box of wires. God would, too, the prick. I can just see him, a scruffy bastard flapping around inside my computer, wearing his dirty white dress, shooting lightning bolts out his ass at important-looking parts.
Ah, who am I kidding? God isn't in my computer. He has been far too busy helping athletes win gold medals at the Olympics to bother with messing up my computer. I am much more likely to be dealing with the unholy combination of Dell and Microsoft...which means I am truly fucked.
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Temple, Temple
ReplyDeleteWhile God really is an intolerable prick, he is too busy shaking up countries in the lesser Americas to bother with you and your intertubes. I think that Satan is behind your trouble. I suggest a good, old fashioned exorcism. Gather up some candles, holy water and a few buxom nuns, just for good measure and atmosphere and have a nice ol' pray-in. Speak in tongues, thrash abour on the ground rolling your eyes, quote some scripture and then sprinkle holy water on the computer, or better still, submerge it in a whole vat of holy water. At the very least, nice pyrotechnics, and you may just burn Beelzebub's bum.
what kind of moron blog is this?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of moron blog is this?! The better question is, what kind of moron blog is this not? This moron blog is for morons of all kinds, of course, as any good moron blog should be. Glad to have you aboard, Anonymous.
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