Found this recently: http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/16/warr-acres-oklahoma--st-charles-borromeo-catholic-church-jesus-penis-painting/
In case you don't want to follow the link (which I get, because I hate linking out to other things), the story is about a painting of Jesus in a Church in Oklahoma, where it appears that Jesus has a gigantic pecker. Yes, you read that right, "HAS a gigantic pecker," and not "IS a gigantic pecker." Seems like the Prince of Peace easily could have easily become the Prince of Porn, assuming he was born 2000 years later and in the salad days of internet porno. Maybe in his Second Coming. Get it? Second coming? Hello, is this thing working? Is anyone out there?
Yes. Anybody's out here. Some further than others.
ReplyDeleteChristians have an uncanny cultish ability to maintain a level of obliviousness that makes intelligent folk squirm, then laugh. I think now of their prayerful singing. That shit just cracks me up. After I overcome the horror.
Keep it coming. So to speak. Whatever "it" is.