Dear God,
I was reading Leviticus, just because it is the most funny part of the Bible, and I came across this quote:
Leviticus 20:13
If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death.
Just to clarify, is Leviticus only referring to laying down sexual positions? Or is it OK to do "stuff" with a man as long as you remain standing?
Thanks God, I eagerly await your response - please feel free to use the regular channels of communication: potato chips shaped like the Virgin Mary, earthquakes in third world countries, or crazy presidents that claim they can talk to God.
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I think He, the Lord of Ambiguity, is referring to the actual act, regardless of position. But as my Greek friend told me once, you aren't gay if you are giving, only if you are on the receiving 'end', so to speak. ThereforeIf you are taking it up the shitter, you are to be stoned, or at least mad efun of. The other guy gets a free pass.
ReplyDeleteOr not. This interpreting the inerrant and literal word of the homophobe in the sky is difficult.